Robin is a 17-year-old hillbilly from the comedy novel Space Pickle, with his girlfriend Sandy.
They’re at their backwoods log cabin recording this blog.
Heather, 28, and Wilbur, 30, are visiting, also from the novel.

HE-E-ERS ROBIN ROOSTER

Heather and Wilbur are visitin’ from the west coast, and we’re havin’ a great time ’cause Sandy cooked a killer supper yesterday. We had wine, Heather got pissed, ripped off her clothes, and startin’ dancin’ on the table . . . kiddin’ – Here comes Wilbur
Say Capn’ groovy, how ya doin’? Hey Heather!
Hi Robin. Nice spread you’ve got. We just saw a big moose
Big as a garage with his antlers
Over by the meadow?
Yup
He hangs there a lot. Some of those studs are about 1500 pounds, seven foots high at the shoulder and have a six-foot antler rack
Wow. Hi Sandy
Hi everyone
They just saw Bruce the moose
Isn’t he gorgeous?
Here’s ’nother fact folks – bull mooses crash their horns t’gether and the winner pees all over the ground. Drives the lady mooses crazy who roll in it, gets ’em excited
Then the bull moose bangs them all. Fun, huh?
There’s more. The interested females might go pee in the guy’s pee spot too – right in front of him – flashin’ their big eyelashes, sayin’ – ‘C’mon, big boy, let’s get it on’ – he’ll sniff her rear end – ‘Um-m – smells good’ he nods, and you know the rest
He goes to sleep. Ate too much
Or maybe bangs her, then another, another – then goes to sleep
A happy smile on his face
’Course
Very interesting
Y’know, after all the antler bashin’ and peein’ and sniffin’ and stuff, he’s in and out in only seconds
That’s all?
Kind of anti-climactic, wouldn’t you say?
That’s about all Wilbur can do
Heather, don’t elbow Wilbur in the ribs
Ooph
She just did
Seconds is all I got time for. Got better things to do – Ooph! Cut it out!
I roll in Robin’s pee all the time
She does, she does
You two are a wild couple
Let’s see ya pee and roll
Tomorrow, we promise, tomorrow
Sure
Say, wanna do some fishin’?
Love too, but we’re going snorkling, aren’t we honeykins? . . . Ooph! Cut It Out Heather!
Let’s do it later?
OK
Well I’m back to cooking
See you in a bit
Bye
They’re all off. Me too. Gotta chop some wood and fetch water for supper. So long